December 6 2013 Latest news:
Of course I thought all those people had come out to see me.
I’ve never been one for extreme sports though I don’t mind a day at the races, a restful afternoon of croquet or the occasional after-dinner game of snooker.
It’s currently 500 to one that the forthcoming Royal baby will be called Waynetta – can you imagine? Princess Waynetta.
I didn’t pop round with an apple pie – I’m not an American and I can’t make pastry – but I did say a quick hello to my new neighbour the other day while I was putting out a bag of rubbish in one of my three dustbins so kindly provided by Suffolk Coastal District Council.