Just a'Ipswich Girl

Lynne's cartoon 10.11

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I have received a number of thought provoking press releases.

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What attracts you to a man –his soft top or his spanner?

Hello, young man, I notice you can change a tyre... will you marry me?”

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The curious incident of the ticket barrier in the afternoon

Wanted: responsible escorts to accompany middle-aged couple on weekend London adventure.

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Lynne column

We, the proud people of East Anglia, declare our statehood

With one independence referendum just about out of the way I propose another - a vote on the restoration of the ancient kingdom of the Eastern Angles as a state of the UK. Why should we proud peoples of the east be entirely subject to the dictates of a Londinium based parliament? Given the opportunity to harness our own resources such as the enormous amount of wind we have, we could pass our own federal laws, install our own patron saint – Edmund – and celebrate our own special little ways.

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Don’t worry, it’s perfectly okay not to be mellow

My friend, Dorinda, emails: “... Whatever made you think you would become mellow after the menopause? You should ask my husband what he thinks about this. Yesterday I was suffering with a migraine, something I used to get frequently but now, very rarely. Chris, in an attempt to be sympathetic, (I think) kept asking: ‘Where did that come from?’; ‘What caused it?’ and then ‘Have you taken anything for it?’ I am afraid I turned on the poor chap and nearly bit his head off. Then I noticed he had disappeared. After about a half hour when the pain killers had kicked in, I found him upstairs in the computer room and had to make a grovelling apology. ‘That’s okay’, he said. ‘I forgive you, and actually, I quite like you feisty.’ Feisty? That’s a whole new slant on grumpiness.”

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