All you need to know about our columnist James.

Name: James Marston

Age: 30-and still coming to terms with it.

Background: International playboy-cum-Suffolk lad.

Job: Star Reporter and part-time international celebrity (wannabe).

Likes: Fame and fortune.

Dislikes: Sport, shopping, quiche, noisy children, polite chit-chat.

Ambition: To be recognised in the street. To sip champagne on a yacht. To chat to Parky.

You can contact James by call 01473 324788, emailing james.marston@eveningstar.co.uk or writing to the Evening Star, 30 Lower Brook Street, Ipswich, IP4 1AN.